Whenever I see Dita’s name I’m reminded of her character in CSI, Rita Von Squeeze. (Hence my derailing the freckle-having thing. Which, being a major freckle-haver, I have mixed feelings about.)

:(

Thank? You? For the warning? Seriously. Thank you.

The thing about Coldplay is, they always try and walk it in.

We’ve both said too much already.

All part of the Canadian Conspiracy but all stakeholders are tight-lipped per usual.

Exactly. Hell with you, dude.

“Book-carnies.” Ha! I’m sure that’s what my mom was thinking in 1978 when I’d rush home with a catalogue.

*accepts them gratefully if only because these napkins are like fine-grade sandpaper*

Jesus. My eyes are the very definition of “brimming with tears” right now. aaaaand there goes the last of the surplus cafeteria napkins from my desk drawer at work.

What a perfect thing to say. And my coping threshold is down around my shins right now but still: oof.

And her eyes. THOSE EYES! Tell me she’s going to be back in Twin Peaks.

oooo, Shel Silverstein time!

I don’t know if you have transit in your area but I know at least two friends who, after repeatedly seeing the same person on the train in the morning, eventually struck up conversations and wound up together for years. I think the same thing can happen with corner stores, the library, whatever. It’s not a…

I still haven't had my ticket or poster framed. My ticket for Row X. Which came with a complimentary pair of very tall people in front of me so I had to do some sort of duck and weave in addition to squinting.

Me, too! Betcha had better seats than me, though.

Perhaps I needed fewer shots with my beer chaser because I saw the same thing.

I'm so sorry. I live in fear of getting it, as well, but 10 years of steady if not 100% compliance later I’m still ok. Is there a possibility of others like valproate for you?

Oh no. Were you on lamotrigine?

Last time I typed ‘xo’ it autocorrected to ‘Xanadu.’ That had better come with rollerskates, iPhone.