“On Twitter, they came first for the Rapists

That is the best hashtag! Best! Hashtag! That’s all. I’m otherwise inarticulate with annoyance.

Here he is now, giving his daughter to her groom, the Prince of Canada, who will then dip his arms in butterscotch pudding, hold his arms out to his bride to scrape the pudding off, then tear her arm off and stick it up his bum. As is tradition.

EW EW EW!!!! Bad enough I wanted to barf when I learned about the thready, fibrous things. GAH!!! EW EW EW!!!

Now I wish we could register whataboutthechildren.omg

Thank you. This is a one stop lesson in the two-handed backhand technique. A teachable moment for everyone!

She wielded that baby like a tire iron. Holy crap.

That’s a drag queen runway-worthy heel turn, that.

Yep, the gods of physics were smiling upon her in that moment.

But let’s be fair, and I say this as a huge fan, the man has benefited greatly from tinted shades.

And you’re intolerant because you won’t tolerate my intolerance! Nyah!!!

Nay, this may be, intentional or not, premium shade given that it’s been thrown at both Floyd and the interviewer. Stupid interviewer.

I hope it helped to talk about it this time. I'm so sorry. I'm speechless otherwise, but I'm so sorry.

Nicely done!

It probably doesn’t help that I don’t know who Audra McDonald is but I initially thought it said Audra Lindley. And: YES!!!!! Except: NO! RIP Mrs Roper.

Maybe with some wine glasses so that you can experience the satisfaction of watching them shatter in the manner of a Memorex commercial?

OK. Take a moment to clear your mind. Deep breaths. In. Hold. Out. Hold. In. Hold.

Drat! Yes. Thank you!

Kobo and ECW Press as well, maybe? ECW is a highly-regarded, small(ish), independent publisher here in Canada and this might be one of Kobo’s first originated publications, or at least one of their highest-profile ones. (And I do genuinely apologize in advance if it’s a given that you did contact them.)

Yes. And thank you. I just love that movie.