I am covetous of those shoes.

Particularly when followed by “heterosexual people.”

Then sought gay baby sharks to nuke.

LeBron, you had to play the “say hello to my Grandma” card, didn’t you.

My god, that episode was a lot of fun to watch. Sheryl Lee looked pretty awesome, too, but Fenn played a librarian!!! I'M a librarian!!!! Though she was murdered. In a way that shouldn't be funny but was ... kind of funny. In context.

I was attacked by a rabid river otter back in the mid-90s. Still have the scar on my heel! And they’re still cute, but this dude was CRANKY. (And rabies shots hurt.)

I know, it's Twitter. 'evs.

LORD ALMIGHTY I hate when journalists use the word "chuckle." It's like pathological folksiness. Chuckle. Ugh. What's the U.S. equivalent to Stuart McLean? I'm reluctant to say Garrison Keillor but you get the idea.

Can I please please please read an implied "if they would like to give anything, as they're under no obligation legally or etiquette-ly to do so" after "I'm hoping most people go the cash route?"

Unwitting metashade. *nods approvingly*

Geez! Geez! Geez! I adopted a teenytiny rescue blue point years ago but his little flame point sister kitteh didn't make it. :(

Tell me that was an intentional Sixteen Camdles reference. Please?

Oh god no not everybody no no no.

One time I read a paper where the student summarized a Greek myth by quoting directly from an olive importer's website. At least they cited it. Yay?

Y E S ! ! ! ! !

I think it behooves us to make this happen. To do otherwise would be unfathomable.

Tuxedo cats could and should shape public policy at the municipal level. Anderson Cooper said so.

Yep. I miss her. Smokey circa 1980: equal parts villainy and politesse

My cat killed a weasel once. I was too young to realize what a big deal that was and, thus, how badass my cat was. She meowed in great annoyance as my dad buried it. "THIS is how you treat a gift? Who raised you? GOD."

weenie!