He also mentions that he’s cheated on “every wife and girlfriend” he’s ever had

Thank you Monique. This was an awesome piece I didn’t know I needed.

I LOVED Stannis! I wanted him and Mel to sit on the throne soooo bad. Plus he was hot af to me on the show.

Why would he? Of course he blends in. Looks just like every other hipster transplant in Brooklyn.

Jezebel is pissed rn

It makes the Turkey EXTRA juicy. You cook it there for a bit then take it out the bag and crisp up the skin. Best combo ever.

OMFG! My fav character on Broad City!? I don’t get enough of her. Love that she was featured on this.

iPhone... it just works.

I pray everyday the hipster ass parts of BK would implode already. Ugh.

In all my years here, you are by far the saltiest writer on here. Who hurt you?

Stood up all night and got to checkout at Gamestop. Then I saw Amazon was doing the Treasure Truck on 28th through their app. Picked one up there as well. I was surprised how smooth that went.

I enjoyed the movie for the most part. L was so fucking annoying and so was Mia at times but it wasn’t bad.

The greatest DBZ characters ever.

OMFG YES! Love me some Trixie and Katya. I LIVE for Uhhhhh

It’s REAL fucking cute how a lot of people are giving her ass a pass. And she was not joking, she was dead ass.

Yeeeesssss! Drag ha!

Who is doing this voice over? I’m moist.

He only did that cause he thought shit wouldn’t pop off. Once he saw them squaring up he put up his hand REAL quick like a pussy. Don’t get me wrong I can’t stand the new class either but I damn sure don’t give a fuck about some salty ass dude who had one hit that contributed nothing but pussy popping in the club.

I looked into this and you have to pay taxes and they do a real hard credit pull.

Reason 238989 to hate the MTA!