Mormon here and the “Mormon royalty” claims are really funny. If there is Mormon royalty, it is not these women. It’d be people like Donny Osmond or Mitt Romney or a famous athlete who everyone knows. The episode covered how the women are “royalty” and it was SO FUNNY (but only to Mormons...). First, the claim that…

And she died twice on the table when they removed them?  This makes NO sense. 

Yes. What, exactly, did she get removed?

I think it would behoove some women to take a picture of Madame with them to plastic surgeon to give them a heads up of who they don’t want to look like.

“Queer as a tree full of parrots” is officially my favorite new thing to say.

What is an “odor gland”?  I mean, I can imagine what it is on a skunk.  But on a human? 

I’m from Utah, my brother lived in SLC the majority of his adult life. It might be different in the upper echelons of society there but in my experience it’s much like any other city. He was queer as a tree full of parrots and had a fabulous life there. I think I read once that it is the biggest population of gay men…

I feel like someone who jacks it on a work call might not have a sense of embarrassment.

The people defending him make me wonder what the fuck they are doing during their Zoom calls...

Fire him just for incredibly poor judgement. If you are so stupid that you don’t realize it’s a problem to plunk your twanger during a work event...

It’s amazing the amount of people on Twitter who think the New Yorker is overreacting.

Louie CK, Anthony Wiener and Jeffery Toobin walk into a bar...

“After 27 years of NOT jerking off during a Zoom call, I was caught doing so. I will look forward to reading the work of my colleagues who had to see me jerk off, and in all honestly, probably jerking off while doing so.” 

There were a few amusing replies to that tweet, but there were also so many people offering support and telling him it was okay that he “made a mistake” that I had to stop reading. I mean, are they always that nice to sex offenders?

Good night, Jeffrey Toobin, and good luck.

A “friend” of mine on Facebook (someone I went to college with and haven’t hung out with in almost 20 years now) went on a bizarre defense of Toobin when this news originally broke, acting as if his colleagues were somehow terrible people for reporting his actions. Of course her comments lit up very quickly as…

Adding the years of service makes me think he had his dick out on a regular basis - more than we realized.

from what i see people aren’t advocating that she not have a conservatorship (that’s a secondary issue, where people can have varying opinions) it’s whether or not her father, whom she claims to be afraid of should be in such a position.

honestly, if she feels afraid of him, and because of that can not trust him to…

If you ever need it, I will ALWAYS be up for being that person who posts what others cannot. ALWAYS.

I feel bad that their kids now have to deal with their parent’s hypocrisy and sex lives exposed. My smug cousin posted a “Proud Papa” picture of his son’s first day at Liberty College this morning on social media. I’m nearly having to sit on my hands to keep from commenting on his page.