they’ve had more time to sort out the crazy.

imelda staunton is a genius.

to be fair, ivanka’s smile also collapses as soon as the orange one turns back away (she’s cut off by the camera), even though she has much more to gain from the deal.

wow. just: wow.

i wonder how many times he beat her before he realized he couldn’t beat the cold out of her—and would just have to wait until the next season to find himself a younger, greener wife?

i’m sure they still love each other because each of them is a person worth loving.

that would be akin to driving a motor scooter through the holland tunnel

oh, heart!

which is probably why they spend as little time together as possible, like, in different cities

3 doors down? what is WRONG with them? can they possibly think this will be some sort of comeback?

i flatter myself to think i’m as broad-minded as the next person, but it is beyond a stretch to say that late-in-life michael jackson was almost certainly a black man. by then, he and a team of plastic surgeons had been working diligently for decades to make both the “black” and the “man” go away.

i’m sure he’s totes non-racist and also completely loves women, just the way his orangu-fuhrer does, but isn’t he taking things a bit too far?

he grabs ‘em by the pussy, duh!