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If someone can’t tell from the title of the book that it’s satire, I’m sorry... you need another English literature class.

Is no one going to mention the “discourse” guy?

It’s too early for this nonsense Lmao. That masculinity stay fragile huh

That to the nth power. I read that and wanted to physically hurt Mika. Yes, because that seemingly innocuous remark is the most disgusting defense of patriarchy. Female bodies exist for other people’s benefit, exploitation, and often pleasure, according to this. Well, nuh uh.

“This woman has a husband. A husband. She didn’t deserve this! HE didn’t deserve this! You’ve ruined her ... for him.”

Fucking THANK YOU. I’m a good person! I do good things! I hate injustice! I don’t need a fucking husband or kids to validate all of my feelings and experiences. Sick of over-privileged women using their platforms to remind the world that I am a lesser being because I have failed to procreate.

Of all the hot takes, this one annoyed me the most:

This. So many of them are whining about how her voice sounds. That’s such a red flag when men do that. It’s like they’re grasping for legitimate reasons to hate her, and all they can think of is her voice. Her womanly voice.

Obviously, they hated Stephen Colbert back in the day too. That said, do you think the set would have been perceived differently if it was a man telling the jokes? Is she being dinged for not playing nice, like a good girl should?

Are we shirts or skins? I’m on this team!

Whole concept reeks of a panicked diversionary tactic to me. And just saying in general, I’d rather listen to two pieces of styrofoam rubbing together and making that terrible molar-splitting squeak for 45 minutes than watch anything Charlie Rose.

and generally treated creepily

An opportunity to make a show depicting beautiful young women being degraded, brutalised, starved and generally treated creepily by an utter creep under the respectable veneer of “based on true events”? of course there’s going to be a TV series, was there ever any doubt?

This is the same woman who trusts the character of a man convicted of wire fraud. Sheree has never, not once, been on the right side of an argument or seen anyone for who they are.

I read that he’s estranged from his family because of his marriage. Shockingly, they don’t approve. I watched their wedding (don’t judge me), and his family was palpably unhappy and uncomfortable.

Kandi... Kandi has always been giving people breaks and that annoys me- which is why I’m here for her not being over what Porsha did to her.

There was a point during the bathroom rant where Sheree looked like “Shit, there goes my peach. I backed the wrong horse.” And word is she’s been fired.

The weird thing is that he was never even very good at hiding it. I mean, he was banging Aaliyah when she was 14, and married her when she was 15. And it’s not like it was an isolated incident, 15 years ago, either, considering all the other hinky stuff that’s been floating around out there since then.