This is second only to the "white cat pooping then being surprised by own turd" GIF on my list of best GIFs in the world.

I think this is fanfic from one of the dudes that were so sorry that they had abortions.

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

can you send your hot news tips to the tip line please

This is huge. Really. It's an acknowledgement of the modern world. For all his flaws, this is the first pope we have that seems to have advanced beyond the fifteenth century. Bravo.

The costume design professor in college posted big signs all around our dressing rooms that said specifically prohibited glitter and Rent sing-a-longs.

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I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

Yeah there's the "kid got busted drinking in the park with his friends" and then there's "kid rapes a girl and takes a photo" ... not QUITE the same thing.

while his parents defend him as a good kid "who's made some mistakes."

GASP

maaaaan composite sketches are NOT an art. they're...not great. nor are eye witness accounts, where a trauma can make things definitely very hazy.

A young man once stood up on the train and announced he was not crazy, but that he'd like to give everyone a smile and a high-five, and wish all of us a good day. He then went around the entire train car and high-fived as many of us as would oblige. Most of us did. And he got us all smiling.

Grossest thing I ever saw on the El:

Will never understand plastic surgery or really any elective procedure that involves going under the knife for purely cosmetic reasons, especially when the clients opting for the procedures are already gorgeous.

Sorry an Academy Award winner didn't want to take a photo with a stranger that would inevitably be tweeted as a publicity magnet for your B-List reality show, Kenya.

JWP. (Jesus would puke).