thanks

Oh, the job market is unfair and employers often give precedence to a particular group that you are not a member of? Well this is a great strategy for mitigating that. Next time I go to an interview, I'm going to pretend to be a man.

The only bugs I'll eat are the ones that fly down my throat when I ride my bike.

OK, so if men were going through the things women are going through (meaning that men and women's statuses in society would be flipped), then you would be a "masculinist" or whatever word they would have come up with to express the idea that men should have the same rights as women. But seeing as that is not the way…

"Do you like healthcare that doesn't deny you if you have pre-existing conditions, that's available for free if you're 26 or younger, and that's super affordable whether or not your employer provides it?"

I always imagine their rationale is "But I'm pretty and girly and I don't hate men and I want them to like me. I can't be a feminist." And I am rolling my eyes right along with you.

I really have to roll my eyes anytime a celebrity says this. Every fucking time.

Ugh I'm so torn here. Obviously it is never ok to punch another person in the face because of a disagreement.

I actually feel sorry for these guys. The more they get into this delusional stuff, the more unlikely it is that they'll ever make those human connections they desperately crave, which means the more attracted they'll be the bitter and delusional stuff, which means it will only be harder to make those human…

actually it's about ethics in games journalism.

please, keep trying to explain to us how humor works

Dear Artie,

I know that sometimes, I get confused about humor, so I wanted to share this little bit of wisdom my mother shared when I was a kid. It helps me remember when things are appropriate and when they're not.

It goes like this. *ahem* Jokes are when people laugh.

"I'm a comedian. Sometimes I'm funny!"

this is messed up. but the part i can't get over? her pictures out there on the interwebs, circulating for sick fuks to collect. awful. tell me the photos have been taken down, please.

It seems strange here but I've read articles about whole apartment complexes just for single women. Landlords assume the tenants will be quieter, cleaner, etc. If it's not one sexist thing it's another.

I had an apartment where my bathroom window faced my neighbor's bathroom window. I was flossing my teeth one day when I realized he and a couple of his brohems were standing there watching me and commenting. After that every time I heard that creep in the shower I'd flush the toilet.

Add this one to the Non-Apology Bingo cards...

I'm in the unique position of not cringing one bit at this. Because as of yet I haven't heard a poop-related hookup story worse than my own.