Me, last night.

Does everyone assume that I really think every single cease and desist is unnecessary?

Do you normally enjoy ruining jokes with information everyone knows?

Person A: "Knock knock"
Person B: "Who's there?"
Person A: "Banana."
Person B: "Banana wh-"
Ovdanyakad: "Bananas don't knock on doors."

Apparently he copy pasted that message to a ton of women today. Shockingly it didnt end well.

OH MY GOD. This guy is irritating me so much.

The intoxicated woman can't give consent. Neither can the people a drunk driver hits. If the intoxicated woman raped a guy, the same applies — except she didn't. She was raped.

I have a question as to whether or not I'm allowed an opinion and a voice! Submitted for Andrea Tantaros' approval (I'll be waiting quietly in the meantime):

You don't "accidentally" rape someone, especially if you are blackout. You also don't have the forethought to cover up security cameras that might catch you doing it.

Please show me where any writer on this site has said a woman cannot consent to sex simply because she's been drinking. That is not a thing that actually happened.

Rape isn't a "decision" made by anyone except the rapist. Nice try though. I hope you didn't hurt yourself too hard thinking about that one.

Soooo, a guy is wasted and commits rape, "Welp, he was drunk! He shouldn't be held responsible for his actions." But a girl is wasted and gets raped, "Welp, she was drunk! She should be held responsible for her actions as well as the actions of her rapist."

Tee hee hee, making fun of poor people is adorable!

To be fair, people who get the "irony" of "normcore" need to be punched in the face.

I know whenever I get pregnant accidentally, I head to the Alamo to think things through.

you must check out the Nick Kroll show. Their sketch, PubLizity, is a perfect criticism of gender representation in pop media. AND it's also very funny.

All pagans are Satanists! See how he did that? Well done, Kirk.

Great example of "not funny."

But she fucks black guys, so she's TOTALLY not a racist.

This was going to humor me, but at the bottom of the page is an ad for Chelsea Handler's "Uganda Be Kidding Me." As I understand it, its pretty racist. So.... lesigh.