Watching Kevin Durant take LeBron’s crown has been a singular delight

fuck these nba playoffs and fuck the warriors.

Now that’s a quality pseudonym. From now on, all of my hotel stays will be under the name “Banjo Elmers.”

I was hoping against hope that this series was taking place in San Diego.

...blasting two dongs

Yay! A dream come true. Now I too can be a whaler on the moon! Now, I just need to find a great harpoon...

President Great Filter 2020!

Donald is doing his best to solve the Fermi Paradox.

I saw that too. Fucking cowards! And did you notice the fallen stroller?!

It infuriates me that they’re trying to bring that repressive shit here ON. OUR. SOIL.

It is unfortunate that his base doesn’t care about any of this. Every time he opens his mouth lies spill out at a rate that is almost unprecedented but every time he is fact checked it is almost too late. He has already moved on to the next outrageous thing. With most of his voters getting their information from Fox…

Yes, that bitch is crying in his mugshot.

1.) CNN was reporting last night that nobody in the administration expected the political blowback that occurred 0.4 seconds after the country found out about Comey’s firing. HOW? Did they honestly think that we’d all go, “Oh. Yes. Trump is clearly firing him because he was mean to Hilz. Makes sense to me.” Nobody in…

And 60 million shit-for-brains moron assholes will plug their ears, close their eyes, say, “LALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU,” vote for him, then defend their absurdly stupid choice in the face of mountains of evidence (growing every day!) that he is utterly unfit for the office of President and absolutely terrible for…

Dickerson gets credit not only for asking AND THEN FOLLOWING UP, but the way he asked. “But I’m asking you, because you don’t want it to be fake news. I want to hear it from President Trump” and “But I want to know your opinions. You’re the president of the United States” are such great lines that should appear in…

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

“It should be talked about.”

“Okay, let’s talk about it.”

“That’s enough. We’re done.”

Vince murders this beat, he is so god damn good.

I don’t think it is humanly possible to draw a better caricature of KellyAnne Conway that so perfectly captures how ugly of a person she is on the inside. Kudos!