Try Death Note (the anime), MST3K, An Idiot Abroad, Red vs Blue, anything with Bob Ross, West Wing, The Blue Planet (or any David Attenborough/Werner Herzog documentaries) and Sherlock. Most of them either have episodes longer than 60 minutes, have actors with non-grating voices, or both.

Man, that’s going to be kinda odd next season. BoJack is finally starting to turn things around in his life just when Mr. Peanutbutter’s is crumbling. And it seems like Diane might come around to BoJack given their imbibed pow-wow in “Underground”.

McAdoo looks like the kind of guy that tells lesbians they aren’t into men “because they haven’t met a real man yet”.

This is a lost season for the Giants, and its doubly painful for fans like myself who subject themselves to watching them.

McAdoo, go fuck yourself with your Cheesecake Factory menu of a playbook and your Cheesecake Factory-customer tendencies to pick the same goddamn item each time.

Bingo. He understands that he cares about people in his life, and he knows those feelings don’t (or rather, shouldn’t) matter on a personal or cosmic level. Its why Rick keeps jumping back to his family in one universe after abandoning them in another, or why he nearly risked his life saving Morty despite having…

Counterpoint: The Broncos are just that good right now. They’re basically the Giants, but with an actual, functional offense to compliment a terrifying, morale-zapping defensive unit.

Heart disease has been around for a while too (to give you a sense of how long, some Egyptian pharaohs suffered from it), but no one is arguing that heart attacks are man-made. They can happen in any unhealthy animal with blood and veins. They’re just way more common because of human diets are more conducive to…

“Sometimes you land the plane, sometimes you lose the baby”

ohh... i should eat a pony

Yeah, no one in the city thinks this about Buffalo. Sports-wise, the only cities we look down on are Philly and Boston.

You’d think Carroll would be more supportive helping the media with shining light on an internally explosive event perpetrated from within.

It’s because the NFL is too spineless to defy a bunch of bigoted morons. These same assholes (you know, the same kind that actually owns Blue Lives Matter flags) would be throwing a tantrum over this regardless of where he plays, even if he gives teams like the Broncos a proven player under center that isn’t hot…

“I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won’t be long now before they tear us to shreds.”

See, the Falcons contracted the wrong people to be in charge of this. If Michael Bay was involved, not only would his billion-dollar giant robot butthole produce shit, it’d be explosive too.

“Hey there Leonard, how goes the recovery?”

Nah, it feels much better just not having to deal with her at all. Also, she went dutch most of the time, so I’m not losing sleep over $40 for someone’s vegan dishes and drinks over two weekend outings.

I’m guessing it was just a matter of time before some skinhead douche figured out that “Banjo Elmers” was an anagram for LeBron James.

Also, while blasting his second dong, it looks like Springer unloaded his ball into someone’s face in the stands

I’m more inclined to believe there’s a Great Filter. Or, rather, Great Filters.