“The Fake News media doesn’t think I’m smart. They’re wrong. I have the best brain. Scientists, they want it for, they want to see how I do, but I just. But I just. I can solve the best mysteries in the world. Like the Farmi Praddox. My son-in-law tells me I can solve that by pushing this button. (click). See? I have…

That’s basically how my last relationship ended back around March. I found out that she voted for 45 over dinner at a PF Chang’s. Her being a white woman in her twenties raised in north NJ, her reasoning was “C’mon, you know Hillary is a criminal. She would’ve been worse than he is right now.”

So... if Brady actually does get affected by the curse, does that mean he loses his job to his backup (either to injury or age), or just that he’ll lose another Super Bowl to New York’s favorite eater of crayons, Eli?

Apologies to Frank, but there’s only one good answer to that question he was asked:

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again.

Holy shit.

Hey, to be fair, this is way better information than the stuff our parents and grandparents used to get. My father is old enough that he grew up during the “Atomic Cafe” era - you know, that time when the government made some kids believe wooden desks WERE the Indiana fridge & could somehow reasonably protect against…

Seriously, how the fuck is there not greater uproar over this? They’re not even trying to hid this shit anymore. 45 is not out president, we’re his & his family’s side-con.

His knee never deserved this kind of physical trauma! He must feel so violated inside

It’s a pickle of a choice, I’ll give you that (Also, I’m unsure how I missed that crucial detail, but thank you for bringing up to speed Big Red).

So? Fuck Gorsuch.

I mean, we’re definitely there at this point, but there are still an uncomfortable number of people here that refuse to admit it. Like, give or take 60 million Americans.

This reminds me of some sage wisdom I once heard on a Quasimodo album. I believe Redd Fox originally said it:

Jesus Christ this is the stuff of nightmares*, right next to Mitch McConnell’s chin pouch, the Nuckelavee and that Trump golden shower video Putin has sitting in his desk

Man do I miss me some old-fashioned sbmails. And the Bear Holding A Shark, a fellow mysterious mystery/legendary legend like myself.

Considering how we’re talking a league who can’t even come to a consensus on what a damn catch is, this isn’t all that surprising. That said, it would be infuriating if they kept Hester out of the HoF. He’s done more than enough to earn it.

why not both?

Reportedly, Draymond then declared to his teammates “This’ll be great. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I’m making waffles!”

To be fair, any professional football player would wear that expression on their face if they were told they were being exiled to Santa Clara.

To be fair, we should be nervous and wary about everyone coming/returning to power right now.