I knew this day would come. The clowns are nothing but ultimate evil. They want to be the dominant species on the planet, and they will destroy us all to make it happen. Get your tangelos, kids.

I honestly didn’t think we could squander as much talent and potential to be more than a 6-10 team as much as we did last season with Coughlin entering fugue states at the two-minute warning each game, but somehow Coach PC Principal found a way to cut out the middleman and extinguish all hope before halftime two weeks…

Also, thanks for getting me out of the greys on my first post! It’s all downhill from here now!

You had one goddamn job, Giants. ONE JOB.

MFW Zapp makes me laugh at quotes that, in any other context, would be nauseating

My senior year I decided to get random roommates, because my friends lived a short walk away and, up to this point, I didn’t have people that were abjectly terrible people. So, I end up with three random kids - 2 juniors and 1 senior.