Everybody’s going to Mario or bread, but my old ass immediately thought of George Gobel sitting next to superstars Bob Hope and Dean Martin on the old Carson show and SLAYING them with one line. ‘You ever think the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?’

I remember when Missy Anne taught Kizzy to read... then had her sold off when she pissed her off. So...

Doing an impression in a stand-up bit is different from a sketch where you’re literally pretending to be that person.

Nope.  Still a bitch.  Cheers!

And then he calls it a 500 year flood when it’s happened twice in ~100 years.

I’m still angry that he didn’t call him out on that point. They’re trying to rewrite history and gaslight the nation rather than ever correct Trump on anything, for any reason.

Nope not just you. I stopped following. I could be wrong about it all but it felt shitty.

About all you need to know about Ginni Thomas is that one of her Tea Party groups gave a “journalism” award to James O’Keefe one week after he got caught trying to scam the Washington Post.

I would also add that the article points out the incongruity of Jojo dancing, but he does so specifically because his mother says that’s what she would do because dancing is for people who are free.

I understand and agree with your point, but why is it that we have to be the ones that teach companies who are ran by grown ass adults what should be basic common sense?

Ronnie Rocket sounds like a superhero (sort of).

iron man is your version of serious? what?

So I agree with most of this, but I actually would say Tosh is the exception. I know that seems a little nuts - but if you watch him - he also crushes every group, and himself, and has a lot of empathy for his weird, odd guests.

“his and Emilia Clarke’s new rom-com.”  The trick is to take out the “and ___” part--if it sounds wrong (“he new rom-com”) then you’re using the wrong pronoun.

I prefer my chicken free-range and hormone and hate free.

The angel wings are extra dope. Always a sucker for pyro, but that feels like Gilliam’s Brazil went Metal.

“Bette Midler, how dare you make a blanket statement that black people can’t think for themselves...”

I have a bear of a time using “was” and “were” properly, so thanks for the lesson!

My friends make fun of me for having a rolodex, but they really are useful! If for whatever reason you don’t have your phone or electronics, you can still get contact information.

I don’t get that. Why would you tip a guy less for an inexpensive pizza than you would an expensive one? The driver is still doing the same job and taking the same risks and it’s not like the cheap pizza place is paying him more.