I would also add that the article points out the incongruity of Jojo dancing, but he does so specifically because his mother says that’s what she would do because dancing is for people who are free.

I understand and agree with your point, but why is it that we have to be the ones that teach companies who are ran by grown ass adults what should be basic common sense?

Ronnie Rocket sounds like a superhero (sort of).

iron man is your version of serious? what?

I’m surprised you only had 8 stars for this. The author must’ve corrected their mistake quickly.

Old flow:

So I agree with most of this, but I actually would say Tosh is the exception. I know that seems a little nuts - but if you watch him - he also crushes every group, and himself, and has a lot of empathy for his weird, odd guests.

Given the visible inclusions, it’s more likely going to become four .5 carat stones.

“his and Emilia Clarke’s new rom-com.”  The trick is to take out the “and ___” part--if it sounds wrong (“he new rom-com”) then you’re using the wrong pronoun.

I prefer my chicken free-range and hormone and hate free.

The angel wings are extra dope. Always a sucker for pyro, but that feels like Gilliam’s Brazil went Metal.

“Bette Midler, how dare you make a blanket statement that black people can’t think for themselves...”

I have a bear of a time using “was” and “were” properly, so thanks for the lesson!

My friends make fun of me for having a rolodex, but they really are useful! If for whatever reason you don’t have your phone or electronics, you can still get contact information.

I’ve been saying this for a while. Pence is potentially more dangerous than Trump because he’s got that polite hate that doesn’t grab headlines like the Twitter diarrhea of Agent Orange, so he gets to push a lot of it through. 

Torch’s suggestions are 99% garbage. He claims he makes them in good faith, but no sane person would ever follow it.

If someone thinks that the suggestion that their friend might have been queer is something that they need to be “violently protected” from, then that person is a homophobe.  A violent one.

Anyone beyond age 8 who still believes that calling someone gay is an insult is an infantile homophobe.

I don’t get that. Why would you tip a guy less for an inexpensive pizza than you would an expensive one? The driver is still doing the same job and taking the same risks and it’s not like the cheap pizza place is paying him more.