Of course I would never send humans out there. I’d hire a project manager to send them.

Octograbber robot? What? Look, just go to Home Depot. $19.98 each.

Don’t tell GMC...

good boy

then your argument would not only be bad, but it would be false

You have my vote.

Black car is backing in, it’s their spot. 

GTI is a small car.  They do a great job disguising that, but it’s a small car.  This is considerably larger with more room in the back for family.  

cats are a semi-regular occurrence at Sajik, interrupting Lotte Giants games every once in a while

Good insult 

you mean Ford GT?

Hulk Hogan kills Gawker.

Robert Kraft kills Deadspin?

Buy a Golf.

1. His take on SUVs, and especially small SUVs, is extremely correct.

All 372 of the 250 produced showed up to the 100th anniversary of the 911.  

frothing at the mouth about two grown men who wish to have a say in where they work

I used to work with a guy who hit a pedestrian that died from injuries sustained in the accident. He was headed home from work at night and was just tired and didn’t see an older lady crossing the street or didn’t react in time or something. (This was years ago - well before smartphones - so I forget all the details)

“See! A lonely man with pre-game jitters paying for a hand job isn’t so bad after all, is it?”

I am confused on why the general consensus is that the game was bad. Are we, as a whole, really that enamored with offense that we cannot appreciate the defensive game that just happened?  This was not a bad football game, it was a great defensive game.  

Underrated.