See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

I mean good for them. Lifetime ban for anyone caught pulling that bullshit would be nice. And fans need to police themselves. If some chucklefuck is screaming racist shit, tell an usher immediately. Do you really want America to group you in with the worst parts of your sports fandom?

He should rename himself to Wayne, cuz he ain’t got no D!

I would say this car is perfectly safe at posted speed limits, so dodge can sue for libel.

Nobody seems to have mentioned it in this thread so far (although with the new scrolling system I have no idea whether I’ve actually seen all the comments....), but Michael Felger is one of the highest-paid sports radio hosts in Boston, if not the country. His wife, Sara Underwood, is the co-host of the local Fox…

While his daughter is an innocent victim, so are the families of the people he killed. There is at least one civil case against him, which was waiting for the recent criminal case to finish, and a good chunk of his money should go to those survivors as well.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have explicitly said “you”. I meant more in the broader context, not you in particular. Didn’t mean to sound like I was making assumptions, just a statement in general

Cornhole sucks and croquet is great.

Certainly no argument there.

If attending Brady University made you 1% as successful as Tom Brady - I’d apply. Guy is doing something right being the greatest QB of all time and stuff.

Whatever it takes to let him play till 46 and own the NFL for several more years and see 31 NFL teams, its fans and the media never get over it.

And if you do, keep them locked.

I can’t understand the level of depravity that makes you care about the fucking 8th seed in the East.

Deflector dish maglock controls from First Contact.

Or the United employees could have taken a different flight.

You’re actually defending this? And here I was being naive and thinking we were all in agreement that United was shitty here.

No, it doesn’t happen. They should not have the right to randomly select someone to get off the plane (or re-assign them) so they can board United employees on the stand-by list. That’s not how it should work.

You’re going to kill your roommates within two weeks?

You knew this was a joke, right? I thought you understood that when you suggested the small pox cure.