Certain Jalopnik commenters: “Cars are so boring nowadays! I want fun cars!”

You are so fucking salty about this car. Holy shit.

Who ordered the hot take?

Yeah, I saw that too. I guess I was just looking for something more specific, like a quote from Brigham Young about Satan’s sick outlet passes or something.

Far be it for me to stop the Pats hate train, but didn’t they just hand Stephon Gimore $40 million+ guaranteed, and trade for Cooks, Ealy, Allen, and sign Guy? None of whom are white.

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

Maybe not. But being that the outcome was his death, I’d say being unarmed was a strategy that failed.

Actually you did. The lesson here isn’t carry a gun, the lesson is situational awareness. Self-defense is so MUCH more than being armed. Unfortunately there are places you have to keep your head on a swivel and be ready to react in an instant.

It’s 50/50 at that point. Maybe there was a second or two where the punks were distracted; if not, he was just fucked. It is much better to be aware and try not to be in such a situation, hence why I said situational awareness. It is a lesson to learn from this heinous crime. On a side note, this is the first time I…

It’s fun to completely misread something, isn’t it?

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

This garbage behavior is becoming all too common, it’s dangerous as hell & forbidden in schools where I grew up. Thank dumb a$$ professional athletes setting the bar low.

Nice, but at least Harden’s hand can reach the shooter’s face.

Maybe he realizes his lack of defense is a serious liability.

That’s a damn good-looking car.

I’d rather have had Showtime Championship Boxing on Showtime and not CBS

The fight ended up being much less explosive than it was shaping up to be after the first 8 or so rounds. Thurman clearly was protecting his perceived lead and it was less than thrilling to watch uneventful rounds at the end.

Cargo:

Generally, yes. Sarcasm is my gift to the universe.

“Hey maybe you haven’t been keepin’ up on current events but we JUST GOT OUR ASSES KICKED PAL!”