Looks like a drunk Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wearing a Heisenberg hat. Can’t unsee.

Stick to Geography Patrick!

That's not what a tag out is.

Eh, wouldn't be surprised if a lot of murders in Rio aren't included in that stat.

You kids need to calm down with all this Bolt GOAT talk. Carl Lewis won nine gold medals, including four gold in four events in 1984.

The ‘72 Dolphins could learn a ton from Michael Johnson.

I drink too much for that :(

5'10 170 lbs give or take. Not drunk, but definitely buzzed. I don’t drink all that often so my tolerance is low and the empty stomach didn’t help either.

Ah, to have the taste buds of a high schooler again.

quite possibly the worst words-to-live-by ever

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Heineken is what I thought was fancy beer when I was poor & 12

Heineken tastes like piss

This is what people who don’t drink beer say.

This is a worse take than anything ever said by Steven A. or Skip.

What the fuck.

May not have been caused by an illness.

The cover on the front is to prevent it from seeing pedestrians and attacking them, right?

I’m glad my view from atop this horse is because I didn’t help murder anyone.

Goodell quickly noted that as it was not Williams’ birthday month, such decorations were a violation of NFL protocol. He fined Williams $10,000, saying Williams is allowed to celebrate in the appropriate month, as long as it is in a way that may be monetized by the NFL. Goodell wished Williams well and said to say…