Thank God somebody got it! And Bischoff’s just a nickname from an idiot friend.

Der Ring? Des Nibelungen...

Thank you for this! I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about how a barista is judging me!

He doesn’t have time for that bullshit anymore.

A Shelby Cobra is the only answer.

Your Mother probably wishes that you were an impending loss. #LFG

Your Mother probably wishes that you were an impending loss. #LFG

I’m sure it’s all true and not someone who needs constant attention...

Sorry...?

Must be a Jets fan. Go fuck yourself.

2 Tbsp mayo

4 dr GTI

He’s a douche bag. Who gives a fuck?

Great talent but when the chips are down he will be a fucking dog.

“they had to make do with the B-listers: Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, the Hulk.”

We should have built a wall to keep that spoiler out!

Do you think ammo magically appears out of thin air? No! It is stored somewhere! He’ll have to take his fucking Renegade to Walmart for paper towels and bleach!

I life to change my own oil!!!

I life to change my own oil!!!

That video made me want to cut myself with the jagged edge of a can lid.

“This is why I’m dismissing greys.”

The man clearly does not want to say a bad word about calamari!