Why did you call a Porsche?

Right fielder’s ball all the way. Should have called him. Basic shit.

A fuckin’ convertible, guy!

except he wasn’t blocking the base path. He was standing next to it. He should have punched him in the gut.

WHOA! Slow down Glove! If you’re not here to shit in a MAGA hat and throw it at the cops then you can GTFO!!!

it didn’t work.

If it stops a td drive you do it. Margin of victory was 7 points. OB’s a dope.

Every team plays by the same rules. Every team in the NFL worth its salt does the same thing. You have 3 TOs in your pocket you take one. 

Punched his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach. Punched her in the face. Choked her. Then tells the arresting officer the reason he’s arresting him is because he’s black and she’s white. He’s a piece of shit, get over it and stop being an idiot...

He sucks but I wish him no ill will.

The Miata is soooo much better looking.

They’re complaining because they probably know him better than you. Even though you write for Deadspin.

your ass seems quite chapped. you must be from New York.

Boston sports radio. The cesspitiest(?) cesspool that ever cessed!

I blame the guy that shot those poor folks. I’m supposed to blame the fucking NRA? Or the gun?

For 15 years he couldn’t have been more gracious. After the league and sports reporters (local and national) tried to constantly cut him down he said “Fuck it” Why should he answer questions that have already been answered?

“He’s dismissive of people who dare question him about his personal life, trainer, etc.”

No one likes your fucking sport here anyways. Go fuck yourselves.

“As someone who became deeply invested in Carpool Karaoke,”

Muthafuckin’ Atragon yo!