GUNS ARE NOT FUCKING TOYS.

Famous people shouldn’t get lesser punishments than the rest of us. Nobody wants to play against an aim-botter, whether it’s a pro on a smurf account or not. Frankly, even if he’s telling people not to do this, he’s still sending the message that it’s okay to do it. 

He wasn’t blaming a 3 year old for having the audacity to go to a pizza party. I also really doubt the overwhelming majority of youthful offenders are committing crimes to get food and shelter.*

I honestly don’t understand what happened to sportsmanship. You know, like, not being an asshole? It seems totally lost, and yeah, K seems to love promoting the lack of it.

Ivanka is actually the perfect American representation. Being pretty, blonde, and white with a rich daddy will take you to the top of the country for free.

The world is actively a worse place because of these people.

Even though I’m a late 40-something who should have memories of the Banana Splits, all I really remember is that the version of the theme that Liz Phair and Material Issue did for “Saturday Morning Cartoons’ Greatest Hits” was really great.

That Man Cave looks more like a man’s grave

They can’t be that edgy.  If they were really edgy I’d already be Scott Gimple’s assistant writer.

In news no one could have predicted, streaming is bad for your personal life.

I was never one to take fighting games so seriously that I wanted to learn to do infinites. Its just too cheap and while I know it takes skill to put it off it kills the fun factor for me. That being said I refuse to buy this game. Blame Capcom’s track record for releasing SUPER and ULTIMATE versions with this and…

I would say this review is not indicative of the actual fun this game offers. There are a ton of people enjoying this game (check out the F13 Reddit.) You are supposed to work together, as the only way to kill Jason is through teamwork. If no one is communicating then of course the game will suck but I think this game…

I’d suggest keeping an eye out on iam8bit.com. They do limited-run vinyl soundtracks of various indie games (along with other merch). It’s expensive, but v. pretty.

“Where you see a gigantic empty field to cross, to slog through on your way to the next plot point... I see an unexplored sandbox with tons of little secrets and things to find, a multitude of little opportunities to create my own story, my own adventure. That’s the inherent beauty of play.”

Track: I’m a Cuckoo | Artist: Belle and Sebastian | Album: Dear Catastrophe Waitress

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