Where can I buy tickets?

1) Ta, Rosanne. Can’t say I’m surprised.

Not if they retain their citizenship.

Because short people got no reason...

Oh shit! I’m a fan of both the original Picnic at Hanging Rock film and the novel it was adapted from and I had no idea this was even happening until reading this article. Hello, weekend plans!

True story: Sometime after our break-up, I got a chance to take a look at my ex-girlfriend’s iPod mini. Lo and behold, she’d copied my entire library of Rush albums onto it. If she got nothing else out of dating me, at least I left her with an appreciation of Rush. I’ll call that a good job.

Honestly, terminal Rush-fandom is a condition I don’t mind having.

Oh, I’m aware. His wilingness to grow and admit to youthful ideological indiscretions is one of the many things I love about the man.

Yup. That song has never ceased to be relevant for the last 25 years.

Well, Don Jr. IS looking kinda dumb...

*Watches entire video*

You’re an Objectivist, Charlie Brown!

Pushing 30 myself with no end in sight. It’s terminal, isn’t it?

Too late. Even now we are constructing our bunkers and stashing stores of freeze-dried poutine, top shelf hash, and custom Barchetta ATVs... Painted red, of course.

Welp, there goes my sex drive...

“Don Jr. is so alpha...”

Hey, you leave Smashmouth outta this!

Agreed. There are deep cuts, and there are DEEP CUTS.

Eh, with kid fiddlers I don’t think we need to bother with particulars.