As a devotee, nay, adherent of AWK, I expect nothing less from the Prophet of Party.

It had me dying of laughter the first time I saw it. There’s so many little touches that elevate it above the usual meme. It was someone’s labor of love, you can tell.

Goddammit, godammit, god-fucking-dammit. The Cranberries were an integral part of the fabric of my youth. Songs like “Dreams” and “Linger” and “Rediculous Thoughts” comprise the sonic carpeting of growing up when and where I did. Dolores’ voice was so beautiful and evocative that it’d get its hooks in you and not let…

That was an insult?

Agreed. Charlize killed that role and it helped seal her as one of my very favorite actresses.

Agreed, though this article skips over one of its most salient features: its depiction of the main character’s alcoholism. She’s isn’t just someone with her glory days behind her; she’s someone with a drinking problem. A lot of her scenes take on added dimension once you put together that’s she’s nearly always at…

Loves me some In-N-Out, but y’all need to get some Fatbuger too. A large Fatburger with Swiss is heaven on a bun.

I wish. I’ve pieced together most of their catalog via CD over the years, mostly used. I’m a record store hound and am always cruising the bins. Really need to just finish my Motörhead collection off.

“Love Me Like a Reptile,” is possibly my favorite Motörhead track ever, due in no small part to Eddie’s riffage. Keep hammering those frets in the Great Beyond, Eddie.

Needs? Perhaps. But wants? Oh yeah, I’ll take’em all (and I already own most).

Sir or ma’am, it’s posts like these that keep the AV Club becoming a true, post-Kinjafication hellscape. Have a star.

One: Love Green. One of my favorite R.E.M. albums. There are few songs that zap me back to my life circa 1989-1991 like “Stand.” Serious time machine, that song.

... Over the one that is fictitious?

I mean, I never have seen us together in the same place...

Just gonna say: Nice. Looking forward to it.

You’re not alone. Kirk Douglas has enough awards if he’s innocent, and it’s pretty friggin’ galling if he’s guilty. They really should have just given a lifetime achievement award to someone else.

I haven’t been watching the awards, but good Lord, for real? Look, I know there’s no proof, but the accusation that he raped Natalie Wood is one of Hollywood’s longest standing, most persistent dark rumors. You’d think they’d have thought twice...

(So this got a little long on me. Hope you like lots of recs.)