Now, now, I know Michael Caine has been doing a lot of work for the paycheck that last decade plus, but the man can still turn in a great performance when he needs to a’la Harry Brown.

Badonkadonk City?

Man, now I want this pairing to happen just because it upsets your tender sensibilities so much.

There you go bringing context into things again...

Was anyone able to catch what he was saying about “barcodes” and “social security numbers?”

*Homer Simpson drooling sound*

This comment gets all the stars.

I’ve indulged shrooms a number of times, and the after effects were nothing like that. It definitely changes how you view the world, but in a more internal, dare I say spiritual way. It can help round some of the rough edges off your mind, but you’re not going to see the world as theme park scenery the rest of your…

My question: Where the fuck are people getting qat? Like, outside central Africa. Asking for a curious friend.

Gravity Falls fandom looks at Overwatch fandom and says, “welcome to the club.”

It’s actually a reference to a rumor that’s been going around since said SNL sketch aired: Namely, that Trump found the idea of Spicer being lampooned by a woman degrading.

Dude, this is Kinja. You either know what to expect with their sassy headlines or you get the fuck out of the pool.

I understand the impulse given her station, race, and religious affiliation, but without verifiable evidence, believing such based on gut feeling alone isn’t prudent. That’s how conspiracy theorists think. Feelings before facts is a big part of what’s wrong with culture right now. No need to add to it.

Oh, I’m all too aware of the depths of sheer idiocy these folks can sink to. What follows is, I swear to God, true (at least, so says my mom, who is not prone to making shit up): My mom worked in the wind power industry last decade before retiring. Her co-worker, a right-winger she’d known most of her adult life, a…

The quotes were used not to imply they were figurative (my own statement is about their existence), but rather to separate it from “side” for the sake of my sentence construction. And yes, they should think about how they come off and how it reflects poorly on their opinions.

By and large, people are sticking to hating his comments and racism and not making fun of his looks. The “people” your focusing on are not representative of the “side.”

The male shark was last heard to say, “Actually, it’s about ethics in aquatic journalism.”

Agreed. The dude definitely has the look of a Big Fat Party Animal.

Good christ, start here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_transsexuality#Brain_function

All the Dukes of Hazzard posts were killing me, but this put me right over the top. You’re doing the Lord’s work.