"But he seemed so normal…" his neighbors would say.

Another ten bucks says that he has Roosh V in his search history.

Word. Go 50-100 miles inland in CA and you're in some deep red state territory.

Also: "Make me use a gender pronoun for you that's different from your birth sex?! Fuck you!"

Probably still has a Ron Paul sticker on his car, though.

Ugh, he totally would be one of those "rhymes-with-Aiden" names, wouldn't he?

The real question: Is his name Chad or Troy?

Ten bucks says that whoever wrote this is exactly the same race, sex, gender identification, and political affiliation we all expect them to be.

… Go on.

Loving the Dead Cross album. Have listened to it twice today so far. It just straight RIPS.

Maybe because you're a god and I'm not.

I love, love, LOVE Inherent Vice. It's easily one my Top Ten movies. It's a secret handshake kind of movie that a lot of people don't get, but those that do REALLY get.

I'll allow this as at least you place Inherent Vice in the top 3.

I'll see your Marcy's Playground and raise you a Vertical Horizon.

"Bittersweet Symphony" was a victim of being overplayed. Back in the day I kinda liked it, then got sick of it, then years later came back around to appreciating the song and The Verve in general.

As a PJ stalwart since the 90's, I'm pleased to see you come around.

Hey now, The Verve are an honestly good band. Urban Hymns was a great album.

Word. Neil Young is only one of the greatest singer-songwriters North America produced in the 20th century. He is his own cultural cachet.

Just finished my first listen. It riiiiiiiiiips. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

And whenever Lenny needs a Popeye-like power-up, he'll down a bottle of Jack Daniels.