Dio. The correct answer is Dio.

"Blue Zircon is dead… Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!"

Hmmm… Perhaps there was a second shooter on the grassy knoll.

Ditto. I'm pretty sure Mystery Girl's record collection and my own are pretty similar and she looks like she can bring it in the pit. That's what we call a "keeper," Pearl. Don't let that one get away from you.

Pleased to meet you!

I guess we can take Shaggy at his word that it wasn't him, then.

Hell, Comic Book Guy is actually kind of quaint in his snobbery compared to some of the folks we have out there on the Internet now.

Yellow Zircon would assuredly be Chuck. Thus: Fuck Yellow Zircon.

A possibility: What if Pearl shattering her Diamond was a severe trauma? Like, what if it was more akin to killing a parental figure than a evil oppressor? Heck, what if Pearl acted as a kind of Judas-like figure, betraying someone who cared about her? Even if Pearl thought she did it for a greater cause, she might…

I swear, the fandom will raise a cheer audible to the moon if they see Mystery Girl again…

If they dig deep at all with Pearl X Mystery Girl, it almost certainly WILL be two things.

It's that too (oh, how it's that), but don't forget: Ronaldo created his own Gemsona and got dictatorial about just what being a Gem is all about. Sounds like a certain slice of the fandom to me. ;-)

Well, our Pearl has pink(ish) hair and a pink diamond on her flight suit. Plus, she's had 6000 years to modify her form and downplay any further pink that might have been in her original form.

See also: Bojack Horseman.

"I thought you knew it was me all along, Pink Diamond!"

*slow clap*

Ronaldo paid off in the sheer anger it caused the fandom. How does it feel to be called out, guys?!

Well, it's widely suspected that Pink Diamond's Pearl was OUR Pearl, so… As for the rest of the retinue: Eh, I don't think the Diamond's were really going for the proper rule of law here. Just, "Say you did it and let's be done with it." You know, Cardassian-style justice.

Yep. I was certain it was leading to "Oh no! Pearl called the hit!"

Never heard that. Good to know! The Allman-way puts a different spin on it that I find more resonant, albeit bleaker, than the way Browne was known for. I can see why a young Browne would want to avoid putting things that way.