Islamophobia! Check your privilege!

douchebag alert

Back to the nursery home with you... Are you lost?

Of course you say that now when it's almost too late for you to give birth to 2-3 children.

The only person I have respect for who was born during that time is Dwayne. Das it mane.

Very mature of you. Now please leave Gawker, troll.

• Menopause

Details of your sex life gives me an erection.

If thinking me trolling gives you comfort in your own confidence, then please use it by all means. I never meant to hurt your feelings.

I guess I hit a nerve.

As if that's somewhat better.

I'll live longer than you

You're also nearing the stagnation of your child-bearing age.

Crack? You fuckin' basehead!

Elected Democrat women aren't very smart.

Aren't you nearing your 30's? Yeah, you are old.

Even if you were born in the 80's you're still considered old to me. Sorry.

What if the assailant threatens to kill you if you refused to get raped?

What's so funny, old man?

Cringeworthy. I'm so lucky to be born mid-90's — the best people were born then.