Those who live with a glass eye shouldn't throw it over to Bob Ley.

"Peyton, when I turn around and don't see any footprints, is that when the angels were carrying us?"

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

As a high school student, I consider myself to be fairly experienced with the other gender.

Unfortunately this bodes ill for Arsenal's future. The last time they won the FA Cup the club didn't win another trophy for nine years.

I also made a huge mistake on Derby Day. I bet my life savings on Wicked Strong due to a brain error. I meant to deposit it in my checking account.

"HEY RYAN! I do not like when my mistress comes to basketball games with black men!"

Looks like Tom has done some googling as well... And by that I mean it looks like he masturbated a lot as a teenager.

Tim Marchman: Donald Sterling using the n-word.
Tommy Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling talking about paying for sex.
Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling calling Magic Johnson an Uncle Tom.
Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling threatening to murder Adam Silver.
Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling talking about that one time he…

Chardy Reverses Fortunes Against Swiss; Salads to Protest Result

Based on how he was raised, I'm surprised Hunter didn't slap the umpire back. His parents instilled the importance of an "i for an i".

"I don't talk about people. I talk about ideas. Like the idea that black people are inferior to white people."

After two seasons of scrambling to secure a team, the NFL added a new wrinkle

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

5. Being hit by a car.

You idiot. Getting hit by a car was Hickey's thing before it was ever Burneko's.

Watch your back, Snowden. Boxers have long memories.

Let's stop the rush to judgment, shall we? Isn't it at least possible that he was running over to check the spread?

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Hey George, why don't you start playing some basketball and stop traveling?