Everything broke their way? I really don't know how to interpret that other than "they played better than most expected." This isn't the NFL where a few lucky bounces can transform a 10-6 team into a 12-4 team. Winning 52 games in the toughest division isn't a fluke.

Uh...that's a double crab travel. Meh.

Your position isn't as self-evident as you think it is.

Tim just gave you a thorough and well-reasoned answer to your pissy little comment and you're only response is this passive-aggressive bullshit that gives the impression that you either didn't read it or didn't understand it? Why bother bitching and moaning if you have no interest in hearing what he has to say?

We now live in a world with cowboy hat truthers. All is lost.

This is so fucking good. +1

That is terrifying.

http://www.sbnation.com/2010/4/2/13986…

Here is a pretty good primer for understanding why most people hate Duke.

Last July my anti-vax neighbors' 11 month old nearly died of whopping cough. They didn't regret the decision. People can really cling to stupid beliefs.

I'm fairly certain you'd need a PhD in biochemistry to understand a recipe for those cookies.

I miss polio :(

I had no idea there were this many stunted adults that still eat cereal made for nine-years-olds. Do you lunatics put sugar on fruit too? Can you only stomach broccoli if it's drowning in cheese?

Sure six different champs in ten years sounds good, until you realize those are six of the eight teams to win it all in the last 35 years. It may not be strictly big market teams that are winning, but it takes a lot of effort to pretend there is much parity in the NBA.

Are you watching the women's Olympic ice hockey gold medal game right now?

Ha!

A number of gray commenters seem to agree with BourbonDingo. Are you sure that's Farley?

+1

Perfect! +1

You must adhere to the "the number of kids cannot exceed the age of the birthday boy/girl" rule. This is critical to keeping things under control. Kid is turning seven? Great, you get to invite at most six friends. If people don't like it? Fuck them. This is the type of hard and fast rule that prevents society from…