God dammit, I want that right fucking now!

Just great. +1

Just great. +1

Great article, Albert, although I have to say it would be much better if you changed every single aspect of it and also included next week's powerball numbers. Both days if you would, please.

Hilarious. +1

Just freaking awesome! +1

Look, you can choose to cut down a tree with a chain saw like a savage, but I'll happily spend ten years hacking at a pine with a can opener like a civilized man thank you very much.

This is perhaps the greatest and most important essay of our young century.

This is all the proof I need to assume Boras stopping reading Freakonomics after one page when he realized it was not erotica targeted at those with a money fucking fetish.

Ha! +1

Nice. +1

Yes! +1

Deadspin is not some homogenous entity. Different writers can have different opinions.

Bicycle-Riding Bear Who Ate a Monkey attained full self-achievement. That's more than I can say about the rest of you dasein motherfuckers.

Gah, my eyes! +1

This is still much better than their first attempt at making a retro-viral video.

Chester is just venting his frustrating with the music department for rejecting his thesis proposal: Huey Lewis And the News?

- The government should keep its damn hands off his medicare.

Sweet Jesus that's awful. +1

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