Hey, last time I was in Rio and treated myself to a little Brazilian two-woman bobsled and I'll tell you what... we got airborne too and it's a goddamn wonder one of them hookers didn't die.

Finally. A Brazilian sports story that DOESN'T involve a beheading.

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Why is she carrying a purse onstage?

Thank you for posting this. I haven't laughed out loud like that in a long time, and it was badly needed.

Be Batman.

My husband is mid twenties and has replied the same way to all of these. Except the roof thing. He would shoot someone on the roof. That's an SSG for you. And he would tickle me until I peed to get the mint. He scowled at all of the ideas and went to make dinner.

When I was 17, I was just happy to be kissing and doing sexy stuff. At that age, do you really need to make it sexier?

I love the comment about how kids shouldn't be hanging out on roofs because they are expensive, not because climbing on the roof is dangerous.
Yes, I am old.

Wow... a crown that's EXACTLY as old as the Earth!

Sure, the winner got a gold medal, but she will always have to live with the fact that it was in the Winter Olympics.

Funny you bring her up, I hear she's making 8000$ a month on the internet!

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I was very much Team Amber-Kanye. She always seemed on Kanye's level when it came to fashion. Kim seems a little less game for the haute-couture stuff. I'm now Team Amber-Wiz and think they're a really cute couple. Mostly, I'm just Team Amber.

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The results would be either interesting or terrifying.

Excellent Joke! A++++++++++++++++++! Would read again!

I'm no biblical scholar, but I'm pretty sure that would bring on the apocalypse