Jony Ive should learn from this guy.

Ancient aliens.

Does it taste good?

Vaginas ALWAYS make things better. ALWAYS.

'Murica!

The flashlight won me over.

It's live on Brazil.

It ain't that simple. I tried once and my phone(Lumia 820) didn't have signal over 10km.

I said that based on my flights. I seldom hear people talking to each other (except last week when a chinese family was talking non-stop to each other, but it was fun. Another language and stuff), but it might change from place to place.

Not that many people talk to strangers during flights... and even so, you don't have to shout at them because of poor call reception.

Oh my god, just imagine how many assholes will be screaming on their phones.

I don't really know why I laughed at these little cubes floating in space.

Where do you come from?

Where do you come from?

I just want to show the world that I don't care.

I wish I cared. I really wish I did.

There is a little difference between these things and sticking something in your eye.

I wouldn't do something that is "pretty safe".

If you can afford a 1000 dolars bag, you probably can afford first class seats.

Awesome picture.