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Would’ve done fantastic about 6-7 years ago.  You know, when the character was relevant.

Harriot not doing Mailbag anymore?

So how does this crowd funding work? They raise enough to produce and the money each person pays goes towards the purchase price? If not, why is a $1.45 billion dollar company charging the fans for their operating costs?

Because he knows after the dumpster fire of a Trump presidency he’s got a free and clear lane as long as he keeps his head down.

I wonder if this movie will feature deadpan characters in a convoluted plot about selfish individuals searching for meaning and symmetrical, colorful shot compositions?

I wonder if I can use this excuse to skip work on Monday.

Shhhh. Please let the fat booty big titty women think subjecting themselves to the same objectification of the male gaze they have been for centuries is suddenly empowerment. Girl power! Shake dem titties baby!  This is the kind of feminism I can get behind.  Pun intended.

Skyrim is my all time favorite game. I’ve been a Bethesda fan boy for a very long time. But this new obsession with Live Service, (charging premium subscription for a game that a year ago was the laughing stock of the entire industry are you kidding me?), and them monetizing and hijacking the modding community (who

What would you suggest as a good starting point with her work?

This could have ended in “When keeping it real goes wrong” tragedy.  Jesus.  I get it she’s a bonafide ‘bad ass’ but that man could have just as easily shot her dead over a piece of metal plastic and rubber.

Time travel and multiverse storylines are a writer’s greatest crutch. Marvel seems far more interested in ticking quota boxes than characters and plot at this point. The slow steady decline has 100% begun. If I was Hiddleston I’d be pissed. He went from being one of the greatest and most powerful Marvel villains to a

So a company is fixing a problem with a product that isn’t out yet.  How is this a news story?

This is what happens when we expect corporate entities to promote social justice. Corporate entities are only ever interested in fostering the largest swathe of potential consumers possible. A group of white men in suits sat down and did the math. A considerable enough amount of the NFL fanbase are racist. They will

Human Resource departments exist to protect the Company not the worker. I’ve taken part in enough mandatory training classes to know they’re essentially a joke. It’s all performative, just enough outward facing “change” to reduce the spotlight so they can go back to business as normal.

Stories like these prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that ACAB.

The cast singing a Nirvana song in season 4 in a story about a guy fucking the town’s wives with giant lobster fingers was it for me.  Noped right the fuck out and haven’t looked back since.  

I am very happy to see this new trend of black talent showcased in upcoming projects across the media landscape. It’s so long overdue. Also long overdue is the ability for this black talent to tell stories specifically about issues and struggles that black people in America and across the world have been dealing with

Can’t wait until this hypersexual trend reaches it’s logical endgame and the newest hot trending pop videos drop on Pornhub instead of Youtube.

They’re 100% sandbagging it on purpose. Guarantee.

Shhhh, my friend, our future Robot Overlords are listening and they have lonnnnnng memories.