Honestly surprised no other cover based shooters stole the ‘skating’ mechanic from Vanquish.  Allows for so much more freedom to move around the engagements.  Such a good game.

For someone named “Burntown” your roasting capabilities are absolutely pathetic.

The high water mark has been passed. Marvel/Disney seems dead set on following the “Identity first, character second” rules they implemented for the new Star Wars trilogy into the newest Marvel phase.  By the time they’ve made it to a new ensemble event, they’ll learn that focusing solely on political messaging and…

So I should stop listening to Lil’ Uzi Vert’s music. Hmmm. Easy enough, considering his music has always been trash and I’ve never once been tempted to listen in the first place.

Oh look, another “My looks ARE my personality” Twitch Thot prominently displayed on Kotaku’s front page! Color me shocked.

Yeah, y’know, golly G willikers us wypipo shore do love that bit he does, “Dad is great, give us the chocolate cake”!  Cracks us up every rootin’ tootin’ time!

Are they even going to bother making it free to play at this point or just pull the plug all together? Never have I seen such brand good will squandered so colossally.

You know how I know this whole Himbo thing isn’t a thing?  There’s no videos of women paying tribute to them on Pornhub.  Learn to objectify better, panini queens.

The sad truth is, he will be fine.