I don't think so. Maybe I'm defensive given my strong pro-bush worldview (not to be confused with a pro-Bush worldview), but I think this is meant to be ironic and will only serve to increase disdain for the the bush among today's youth.

they are still trying too hard to shock people.

I really don't understand why every single place has to be child-friendly now. Can there be SOME places where adults can expect to be able to go and be away from children? Is that so horrible? That's not saying your child is horrible, or disgusting, or needs to die. Just that we should still be able to have SOME…

"KIDS DO THAT"

code for

"I'M A SHIT PARENT AND I'M RAISING A TURD"

I limit myself to a dab of Drakkar Noir at the crest of my butt crack.

"So far so bad." Is my new mantra. I got pneumonia for New Year's Day. Those germs. RUDE!!!

it's not our first time in the world!!!

"This is crazy, a baby stranger is here" is my new jam.

I laughed so hard at "(To what occasion would one wear a Croc high heel? A formal kayak trip? A very elegant public shower?)" that I snorfled my sandwich, bit the inside of my lip and am now bleeding.

GAH. Her...fingernails...are GRIMEY!

He named his children after two people who were fucking each other?

I'm white and I want to tag this shit #SolidarityIsForWhiteWomen

Is your husbands name Cork?

I second the cleaning of the nails with alcohol right before painting them. Peeling off in large sheets sounds like the polish didn't adhere well.

Re: Bristol Palin

From the photo below the headline, it appears that Charlie has been accepted into the Green Lantern Corps, so he's got that going for him. I hear it's a sweet gig.

Every time I hear the phrase "born a man" I always imagine someone being born as this fully fledged, albeit tiny, human male, with a balding head and copious body hair. Like Danny DeVito.

The only thing more fun than a "Sleepunder" is an"Unmovie Night" where its actually daytime and instead of watching movies everybody has to help clean the garage.

It's pretty telling that the only way they can get all those false rape accusations they whine about is to manufacture them themselves.