Ughhhhhh congratulations on your fucking beautiful relationship and family, you fucking adorable human beings, you.

I can't decide what grosses me out more... Robin Thicke's whole being whole creepy, womanizing shtick or the thought of Mr. Seaver's sexual prowess.

Thats beautiful. Forty years is really impressive, its sucks they had to fight so hard and so long for something that would be given to me without a second thought but its so wonderful they can finally be married. Well done New Jersey!

I know what you mean. It goes to show that we are so prone to pigeonholing people based on one good or bad story, and people are really more complicated than the sum of their anecdotes. Except the Thickes - they're about as "simple" as it gets, it would seem. Maybe Alan was just kind to Tracy because there wasn't a…

The company I used to work for was headquartered in Israel. Early on in my time at their US office, we had (male) visitors from Saudi Arabia in the office for a week. One of my coworkers came into my office on the second day and said that the gentlemen had requested the "pretty blonde" come join them for coffee. I…

Alan Thicke is a HUGE creep. I used to work at a hotel when I was in my early 20's, and for whatever reason, that Assclown was staying at it. He kept hitting on this server that worked there, this cute little brunette who wouldn't give him the time of day. He followed her around, hitting on her, called front desk and…

Please don't compare your penis to your child's penis.

Her photo is on the dictionary right next to "basic bitch".

I used to work at a Catholic school, so I (COMPLETELY JOKINGLY) told my kids that before a dance. One really quiet, semi-nerdy boy got this look of pure glee on his face, then erupted with: "TOO BAD THE HOLY SPIRIT ISN'T CORPORAL AND TAKES UP NO SPACE!!!!!"

LEAVE SPACE FOR THE HOLY SPIRIT, HEATHEN YOUTHS.

That whole save money by not getting a vasectomy cannot possibly be true. WE are strapped for cash. I don't even have an income and my whole house probably costs about what one of their monthly mortgage payments costs. Yet somehow we could afford it. It's not even that expensive and I think it was partially…

how can Tori and Dean not afford a vasectomy? It's way less expensive than more children, even for people that don't have the Spelling fortune behind them

Thank you so much. I had no wish to have an appetite today.

I can only imagine how lovely all those foam pads will smell after soaking up the aroma of cologne, shame and desperation after a night at the club.

I hate when people misunderstand what freedom of speech entails. Nobody said you couldn't (shouldn't, yes) say out this bullshit. Hell, your website is still up. But what you say can and will have consequences. It's essentially fucking PHYSICS, not that you are probably familiar with Newton. You can spew out racist…

We really DID steal his ice cream. @_@

"...she later learned that her attacker went on to rape another woman a year later."

In the documentary Girl Model it becomes clear very quickly that a huge part of the reason they hire young models is because they are easier to manipulate and easier not to pay