Yeah that's cool, I'm busy being too rad and cute to care.

I can't wrap my head around diamonds' supposed worth. Whoever is dropping millions of dollars on rocks, I am sad for you.

Huge misconception! I work in the garment industry.

almost had a spittake reading this. A+

Jezebel, oh how my heart will sing when you have a headline about Terry Richardson that involves him no longer being alive. Or having his genitals melted off in a freak accident. That would truly lighten my day.

Ok, birds definitely aren't for everyone but they are really rad little buddies! Don't think of them as "pets" though, definitely family of a different species.

madonna/whore ?????

Thats basically the same as my haircut right now (except mine is turquoise and longer on one side) but basic upkeep & styling it differently makes all the difference.

would be especially excellent if you knew anyone with a Blu-ray player.

American Apparel, aren't you supposed to be bankrupt? When will you just GO AWAY FOREVER?

Now I just have to cross my fingers that Michael's isn't run by a cabal of Satan worshiping kidnappers in league with the Lizard People or something.

This. He did write it. I remember him describing the whole thing before it even got picked up.

Ok I read Jezebel on the regular so I'm surprised to see someone I know irl on the front page... He's really really not this bad in person, but he definitely lives in a surreal bubble of Hollywood life and has dated some interesting people. And this is sort of the first wave we are seeing of our generation, super…

When I worked at a diner, there was an elderly woman who would steal toilet paper on the regular.. everyone knew but no one really cared to ever stop her. I did the same from fancy city cafes a few times when I was out of work for a few months. Yeah its morally grey but these places charging $4 for a plastic cup of…

OH NO NO NO NO NO

say that to my face, mine are blue and asymmetrical and amaze.