Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

They do. It’s called a Yamaha YXZ 1000R

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Clearly you have never fallen on a rubberized track at speed.

You’d think so but, NOPE! The Ford F-53 motorhome chassis comes with one engine only, the 3V 6.8 V10. The cutaway E-series only comes with the 2V 6.8 V10.

You need a supercluster of galaxies filled with stars!

for some perspective on the size...

Other than Patrick George being the asshat (he's like tenth in line for that title), everything else is damn accurate.

It’s part of the dealer’s job to protect the integrity of the manufacturer.

Are you accusing Lilly King of doping? That’s kind of a big deal if you are, especially with zero evidence to accompany it.

You’re implying that she’s doping... how about you show some proof?

It’s a mass production car. Who cares what someone else does with their own car?

It was worth it, just to learn some slight of hand.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

I’ll summarize this article.

I’m guessing you’ve never shopped for a used diesel truck before.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Green board, just like a green screen. They did this with skateboards quite a while back too.

More optimistically, Pokémon Go has shown huge potential for other Nintendo smart apps, and there’s also the NX around the corner.

Are you not “allowed” to exceed the speed limit in your car? If my car made me do 55mph on Detroit freeways when everyone else is doing 70+ I’d be pissed.