@Bluecold:Of volcanic temperament but soothed by a custard pie balsam.: Fine if you wanna get all technical it was a joke ffs :P

I think it was the unintended deceleration at the end that did him in.

So its SI drive, except err useless?

@Volvo4life: It may be because it's late, but this made me laugh hysterically for about a minute straight.

This just in... Crackheads STILL don't know how to properly carjack.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: You mis understood. Popping out of the middle of friggin nowhere and expecting a car to be looking for you is far from "retarded".

Hes walking in the middle of the street. Isn't that Jay walking? So shouldn't they arrest the rabbit instead...

I see a turbo... sure its not the 2.0L?

Any model year NEON.

Some guy commenting on the CNN money article had a good idea.

@Jes St.Lawrence: more like snap oversteer. I doubt this thing has much in the way or torque.

@Turboner: Because we are driving "sporty" cars and are therefore dangerous malcontents.

@CJinSD: How much of the look is compromised due to aerodynamic requirements?

Horrid. Absolutely horrid. I could not honestly think of a worse way to die other than possibly drowning.

@golferal - With much more muchness: nope. Masochist. Shes never going to have an orgasm.... ever.

Someone else blaming their problems on the USA.... no way! Who would have thought.

Mission Accomplished!

I want one :(

@SeanKHotay: yeah, the roads were bone dry 48 seconds before this.

@skraelingshortbus: