Who the fuck did that horrible, awful interview?!
“Listen, baby, after you lost to Sharapova 15 years ago, I asked Donald Trump about it and he said he wanted to fuck the blonde girl who looked like his daughter and that her being so smoking hot intimidated you, an ugly person. True?”
I mean...Jesus fucking christ.
“Fills our airways?” Like... they play it on airplanes? Or did he mean airwaves?
Not every June though, just this one.
Y’know, a narcissistic sociopath is one of the few people that should have an easy time comforting families. You go in, repeat words of condolence you’ve seen others give, get praised by the media. The extra confidence from lacking empathy might even make you seem like a pillar of strength, whereas someone capable of…
Judging by his arts ‘n crafts skillz (and his thoughts on politics!) he’s a third-grade dropout, too.
If they won’t visit your mama, they aren’t friends.
Came to snark about clothing that looks like someone let loose five year olds with fabric pens (oh my god, what even is that), stayed for the really excellent segments about the complex emotional relationship to a home state.
People who think that refraining from judging others is a virtue are fucking deluded.
I absolutely read, “I’ve been fighting with him about this for days, but I can’t tell any of you that until we shoot that fucking special.”
“I can’t fault anyone for what they believe”
So, her statement translates to “Shit. He’s the guy who won, and I can’t say anything bad about the dude who I’m supposed to live happily ever after with. At least until the show is over.”
Yes everyone is entitled to their opinion BUT FACTS ARE NOT OPINIONS.
There is soooooo much ambien going on in this dirtbag.
without resorting to gendered slurs
I am completely and utterly amused that they’re bothered by her calling Ivanka a cunt but not by this: “Put on something tight and low-cut and tell your father to fuckin’ stop it.”
Unpopular opinion: being shitty to a shitty person is still shitty, and calling a woman a cunt, while not as bad as calling an African American an ape, is still pretty fucking shitty. I think we can tear down Ivanka without resorting to gendered slurs and contributing to the general level of vitriol and disrespect in…
The whiplash of “but Roseanne made a bad joke, why are we crucifying her?” to “Samantha Bee should be burnt at the stake!”
Texas ratified it?!? Then the other states have no excuse, dammit.