I’m on Twitter simply for this kind of shit lol

I follow her and enjoy some of her content, but I do always get a vibe of like “I absolutely cannot function without the validation of others” sometimes. I’m also a little uncomfortable with how much social media exposure her kids get from her. I get that she’s a mom and she adores them, but sometimes I think we…

People who pull a “fuck you, I’m leaving this cursed website!” tantrum and then immediately come back like “hi guys, didja miss me???” are among the most obnoxious, thirsty ass, annoying dorks on earth.

We all have at least one friend who does this this, and it’s just so fucking embarrassing. I already thought Chrissy…

Honestly, fuck Colton. As a fellow queer, yes the journey to self acceptance is hard. However, this man stalked and abused his ex girlfriend to the point he put a tracker on her car and created fake texts messages to himself to show her he was also being “stalked”. I’ve known lots of folks, self included, who…

My best friend, her mid thirties, married....still cant have full on vaginally penetrative sex with her husband. She thinks is vaginismus or hymen too thick. He’s very supportive and they compensate in other ways but she is horrified about seeking medical help or getting a surgery.

How about you lay off the "adult virgin is secretly gay" jokes.

“Oh we knew hihihi.” Thank you for being condescending & snarky to people still in the closet and scared to come out.

I shouldn’t have to point it out but : being a virgin does not inherently indicate you have problems with your sexuality.

This has been my first thought anywhere. It’s ridiculous.

*this*. He’s a good dog but a tad overprotective.

—Air Freshener. BS pretext law to pull over POC.

This is nice, bad behavior in the White House that doesn’t make you want to crawl under a table.

Also, most tasers are half bright yellow. Kind of hard to miss.

It’s a goof!

It’s a small thing compared to a life, but jesus, FUCK this department for flying that flag.

Wait a minute...so the officer accidentally grabbed wrong weapon, accidentally UNHOLSTERED the wrong weapon, accidentally removed safety, accidentally AIMED A WEAPON and didn’t feel in the hand it was a gun...gun which is A LOT heavier than a taser, especially if fully loaded.

For many years my sister believed she killed our great grandfather because he died four days after she was born, hours after seeing her picture for the first time.  She was 11 or 12 when our great aunt explained he willed himself to live long enough to see her picture.

Another 99-year old man with a variety of serious pulmonary and cardiac issues taken in the prime of his life.

Gotta love Fox News. Covid hits and they’re all, “all the people who are dying are super old and on their way out anyways...” which convinces my crazy republican aunt and uncle to repeat that to me claiming it’s just old folk’s homes being hit as if old people are dispensable.

Dude was 99 years old. That’s nearly twice my age and I’m already starting to feel pretty tired...