New York disclosed the co-author’s affiliation in a press release

I went to a very small college too (1500 students total), and it would be entirely possible for me to not know people who were there at the same time as me.

Ugh, Britain is brutal. I once saw a scrum of paparazzi there so large that I never actually figured out who they were haranguing. They were like a swarm of killer bees.

The paps in Britain especially are horrendous. I have a soft spot for him; you can tell he’s always really bewildered that anyone even wants to talk to him about anything other than what he’s acted in. 

While I do pity celebrities for their lack of privacy, my sympathy only goes so far—the privilege of anonymously holding hands with someone while we walk to CVS for toilet paper probably isn’t the joy Pattinson thinks it is.

Why?

warmest condolences

“Marchioness of Chumbawumba”

It’s a weird delusion that scoring points on Kate and William will avenge Meghan for the bad press. 

I kind of can’t believe you devoted so many hours to writing this piece that’s sort of a bunch of baloney.

Okay, the Canada part was a little surprising. 

I think it’s too early for me to really know my top contender, but I’m mostly feeling #nooldwhitemen2020. We’ve had enough to last us for the next 200 years.

old white men gonna old white men. 

Just retire, Joe.

Oof. And I JUST got done reading a David Brooks* hagiography of Biden focusing on his decency and ability to connect with people dealing with grief over lost loved ones.

Oh my God, seriously? This dude...

And yet somehow, he’s leading in the polls, ugh!!! Granted, this far out, the poll results may not matter that much, but it’s still frustrating.

Apparently Biden wanted to announce his presidential run from Charlottesville, but many city officials felt like it was using the town as a prop. I guess this was his plan B.

Wow. Between this, Anita Hill’s dismissal of his faux-pology, and his AWFUL logo... Creepy Uncle Joe is not off to a good start. (Not that I’m sad about it.)

Garlic in the vagina is a bad idea for a number of reasons. It might even inspire your partner to come to bed with a cruet of olive oil and a bit if Parmigiano Reggiano in an attempt to make some sort of weird pudenda aglio e olio and we can’t have that.