I love this. I have a degree in literature (woohoo homelessness), and I spent about half my life reading literature "classics," some of which I greatly enjoyed (Shakespearean tragedies/comedies, Handmaid's Tale, and Catcher in the Rye, to name a few), and some of which I loathed (the last third of Huck Finn, along…

People like this woman are almost borderline evil. They rend your soul to pieces with such harmless little phrases like "be reasonable", "redefine your expectations" and "act your age". It's these small phrases that always do the most damage. Tiny little cuts given by small minds to wear us down.

"For me, the issue of feminism is just not an interesting concept. . . Whenever people bring up feminism, I'm like, god. I'm just not really that interested." She went on to say, "I'm more interested in, you know, SpaceX and Tesla, what's going to happen with our intergalactic possibilities."

Gender equality just isn't everyone's passion, and y'all are gonna have to learn to make your peace with that instead of picking on people for it. It's fine, really! I bet many of you are just bored to tears by environmental activism, or by trying to find a cure for cancer, or economic justice, or whatever other…

Middle aged mom here. I like beer a lot (and other drinks to some extent), but I try not to make it a regular thing. 1-2 drinks 1-2 times per week is my goal and I'm usually close to that. One of my oldest dearest friends came to town a year ago and I stayed with her in a hotel while my husband stayed home and I…

I now have to plan exactly what I'm going to drink, how much and come up with a timeline and plan for hydration or I want to die the next day. A weird thing no one told me about reaching your late 30's....you seriously can't drink the same way anymore. And I can not handle parenting while hungover, no way, no how. …

I agree. I think that even people who are progressive, who believe in equality (racial, economic, gender ,orientation, etc.), may still carry the oppressive language they grew up with, that they were instilled with, and it comes out in times when we're desperate to verbally hurt someone we believe is hurting or…

I thought he was terribly hot as a serial killer in The Fall. My judgment can't be trusted though, as I'm already on record today as having called Petyr Baelish hot.

I guess when you're marrying Satan this dress makes sense.. but still.

My heart goes out to Meg White. Not only did she have crippling anxiety but then she had to sit there backstage while her Ex canoodled with models and Rene Zelweger.

Meh...I like Kimye. I don't think that Kim is the dumbo that people assume she is, and it irks me that she takes so much heat for having her privacy violated (the Ray J tape). Also, she claims to have been abused in her first marriage, and it sucks that she doesn't receive the same level of empathy - especially from…

I don't think so either. Unless..... Heaven underwent a rebranding; removed St. Peter from the pearly gates; hired a more "discerning" doorman; and then introduced a VIP section with Z-list celebrity D.J.s and full bottle service. Then, getting to Heaven would become trendy and "aspirational".

Charlie Day: traditionally handsome, musical, funny, publicly proud of his S.O., and off-beat in a safe way. Not shocking.

Charlie Kelly: traditionally handsome, devoted in a manner that leads us to believe he would be loyal if "fixed," just broken enough to warrant Female White Knight syndrome for a lady with daddy…

As my two naked toddlers just fell off the bed, where I was letting them jump around while I dick around on my phone...

My kitty passed away last year just after his 19th birthday. He looked a lot like that cat in the end; he used to be a meticulous groomer but in his later years couldn't be bothered. In fact, he plucked a lot of his own fur out (I think because he had aches in his joints?). He also lived on a diet of dry food…

Ha. Can you imagine a company deciding to be the brand of women who hope they aren't pregnant? Like Clear Blue is obviously cornering the market on being the trying to conceive crowd. I think it would be amazing for First Response to step forward to be aw bummer brand. There are so many off color jingles they could go…

My late mother always said "You are NOT taking me out to a restaurant on Mother's Day. That's when all the people who never eat out are at restaurants, and I'm not eating with those idiots."

"President Woodrow"? Really?

Woodrow Wilson. Woodrow was his first name, Wilson was his last name.