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Reminds me for some reason of that British guy who, after his phone was stolen, texted to himself the entire script to Shakespear’s MacBeth. The phone had a character limit, so the thief would, throughout the day, periodically get the next part of the script, driving him insane.

I prefer this visualization, courtesy of XKCD:

If having tits means you can’t be a feminist, I don’t even know what to say.

Squint at double XP. Then I laugh.

Poor, poor Earth & Beyond.

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

I figured “Man Plays Diablo For 17 Hours On Camera” wasn’t as interesting a headline.

I don’t know anything about Pokemon but I can appreciate a tiny hot woman in a cute costume.

It’s not a flaw if you fill the frunk with snakes

However, since it is old-school and requires a link cable, you can beat the shit out of the person on the spot.

There had better be a twenty minute monologue about nuclear proliferation each time the porn stars change positions.

Unless this comment was a copypasta or a meme I’m missing...

What exactly is the desired outcome there?

Like five people, tops, are going to agree with you on this around here. For whatever reason, Kotaku has some of the staunchest defenders of “Piracy = Theft,” I have ever seen.