I'm so glad to hear you and Cocoa Puff are doing so well and that your barfyness is finally going away just in time for the Chocolate Trimester! Cocoa Puff has really good taste, curry and ice cream and cookies. Are you allowed to bring snacks to school? When Cocoa Puff wants a cookie, it won't matter if you are in…

Diskwiss, is the internet just a giant fort that you built as a kid and now can't find your way out of?

You have so much fun to look forward to playing with Cocoa Puff! What baby toys do you like the most? I always liked the spinny arrow thing that you point at farm animals and then pull the string and they moo or oink or whatever.

Diskwiss, where did you get an apron with a picture of Tom Cruise wearing mirrored shades?

I'm so sorry you are still feeling badly. Your body is working extra hard taking care of Cocoa Puff so its like you are getting a workout 24 hours a day even if you are lying on the couch. I hope that cookie went down okay! I think once Cocoa Puff discovers chocolate chip cookies, everything will be okay from then…

It really is! There are a few clips on Youtube to give you an idea of what it looks and sounds like. Stop motion animation, tiny little riverbank , field mice wearing neat vests and jackets. Its a dollhouse world come to life, I've never met anyone who didn't love it!

Diskwiss, if you ever accidentally got out of the internet, would you panic and start jumping around knocking over furniture?

I would love so much to visit that art supply store! I'll tell you one thing I have been coveting for so long. You might be able to find it in that store because all the sellers of it seem to be in Japan. Its a tiny little metal watercolour box. Its like the size of a deck of cards. Its just big enough to hold 8…

Diskwiss, why not put your steamy B.O. to good use and crawl under our house and thaw the pipes.

Is Golden Week when it gets really crowded? Like, where you might get squished onto a train? Getting squished is always bad but getting squished with a tummy full of Cocoa Puff and maybe having to stand for an hour surrounded by sweaty people might not be too much fun. Well, it never is, but it will be ten times…

Diskwiss, do you eat these things raw or do you sometimes steam them into mush?

Well, I guess its good that Cocoa Puff likes spinach and the more the better but I hope Cocoa Puff also soon realises that eclairs are so much better! Does Cocoa Puff like spinach leaves like in a salad or the squishy cooked kind? I have a can of the squishy canned spinach in the cupboard that will never be eaten. …

I get all my gossip from Paris-Flash International. You'll never believe their latest scoop! Get THIS. Bianca Castafiore is set to marry Captain Haddock, who you of course remember is the second man to walk on the moon. I've been shipping those two for ages, I hope this is for real! I call them "Biancadock".

Diskwiss, I don't want to think how many kilos of posts you've eaten over the years.

Are you going to be able to keep your secret at school for three more weeks? I don't know how you are keeping the secret from Scholastic, are they not in contact with any of you in the BSC anymore? I'd have thought Kristy was always looking for some new business venture and kept Scholastic on her mailing list. Well,…

Diskwiss, I know what you are thinking because its what you are always thinking. You're thinking about eating this post.

I hope your barfyness goes away TODAY so you can start enjoying snacking for you and Cocoa Puff. I am really glad to hear you are done with school! Deep inside you have been done with school for a long time, I think. Are there Art Clubs you can join outside of school?

The Cosgrove Hall Wind in the Willows is a great movie to watch with the little ones. Followed by the sequel and then the series, of course. Only the dullest children won't love it. And then there's the whole series to follow, its possibly the best ever family entertainment! I don't think there's anything scary or…

Diskwiss, in school did they give you a post to take home to look after for a week?

So Cocoa Puff likes hashbrowns! I'm glad you have your appetite back. And I'm glad the stupid tests are all done and that you don't care about how you did. Tests are like, a thing from the previous chapter in your life, now you are onto a new chapter which is way better! It must feel weird to be taking tests at…