Diskwiss, don't read our posts on the beach, they'll get all covered in sand.

Twin tails! Claudia Longstocking!

Diskwiss, nobody expects you to keep all of the ten commandments, but how about you try just keeping one of them?

I think the reason your drawing is suffering now is a combination of stress and that you are suffocated at school where nothing is inspiring you. But you know that something will catch your imagination soon and you'll be off like a rocket again! I have a feeling that a really good camera with a lens that gives you…

Diskwiss, remember the commandment to not steal. It says oxen I think, but I'm sure you aren't supposed to steal posts either.

What a terrible day you had! And if they are so concerned with you not missing school, why did they basically make you miss almost another whole day by sending you to another room over and over again and wasting so much time? I'm so glad you are away from that annoying place now for I hope the whole weekend. Its…

Diskwiss, chip chip chip chip chip. Those are chocolate chips, this is a chocolate chip post I made special for you.

Claudia, sneak out the bathroom window and run home! How can you get in trouble for being sick? I'm so glad you have the weekend coming up! Please tune out everything bad!

I think the opposite of Eros. I liked Wong Kar-wei's segment all right, but I have no interest in seeing it or the middle segment ever again. Even in his severely compromised state, Antonioni was operating on an entirely different level!

Diskwiss, I left a post for you in the fridge.

Hopefully if you do have more tests they will be so small you won't even notice them. Like postage stamp small. I'm kind of thinking now you use EB like Siri! Letting him keep track of everything for you. Be careful or one day you might accidentally call him Siri, haha!

Diskwiss, if I count the seconds between the time I post and the time you've eaten the post, can I figure out how many miles away you are?

Oh, two more weeks, that's too bad. But no more tests I hope.

Diskwiss, your sweet post fries are just burnt paper.

Sick days when you aren't sick are the best sick days! And it reminds me of another Tintin story! When I was little I had been sick for awhile and I finally was totally better but I was forced to stay in bed all day even though it was summer and beautiful outside. So I was wide awake and bored and sad and then my…

Diskwiss, the impression you made in the sofa from sitting there all day eating our posts is not exactly a Monet.

Is your cousin at home with you today or is she at work? I'm very glad you are staying home now whenever you are feeling even a little bit sick. I'm sure you are right and it is that you are worn out. Being worn out leads to sickness I think because your body mistakes stress for viruses. That's my theory anyway. …

Diskwiss, one day maybe you'll unveil your art installation piece made out of stolen posts.

I've given up trying to send the stupid fax! I got the printer to make squawky sounds and a button turned blue instead of red and usually when a red button turns blue that means good but this time it meant nothing. It did try to receive a fax when the phone rang though! So I know its aware of the idea of faxes, its…

Diskwiss, I'll bet you used to work as a fax machine, making sure faxes got eaten before they arrived.