You were three feet away from a monkey!! In movies monkeys always go OOO OOO EEE EEE but yours just goes OOO! That really makes me laugh for some reason! OOO! Okay, I'm a lot less worried about monkeys now! Its a shame you didn't get a picture, but your descriptions are always better than pictures anyway!

Diskwiss, I have no interest in joining your post-eating gang.

It is very sad leaving friends behind. Do you keep in contact with people from your old school? You had a kohai at your old school, right? It must have been very difficult for her to lose you. I hope you will have kohai at your new school, you would be such a good influence.

Diskwiss, have you considered standing outside in a puddle during a thunderstorm with an antenna on your head?

Is your art class the same as your art club or is it two separate things? It doesn't surprise me at all that your teacher has set you apart for advanced study! What sort of special assignments does she provide for you?

Diskwiss, I think I spotted you on the garbage mountain digging around for old Kenny Loggins CDs.

Who do you know that can moonwalk? I can do the foot motions but I don't look at all like I'm gliding, I just look like I'm failing at moonwalking, haha! Why would someone be walking backwards on the moon anyway? I can't remember Neil Armstrong doing that.

Diskwiss, why don't you just moonwalk away from here and leave our posts alone.

I'm glad to know your senpai is nice! I didn't know there were senpai even on TV shows, I think that is such a good system! I remember all the times at school and at work where I would have loved to have someone specifically there to help me with things I didn't understand. Wouldn't it be great to have Imoto as your…

Diskwiss, please keep the door to the internet closed. If you want a breeze, turn on a fan.

Claudia, your screaming monkey story gave me a nightmare!! Last night I dreamed I was at a special Church event where everyone had brought their pets. I had my dear little cat with me who I told you died awhile ago. She looked so much like Maru! Anyway, I was trying to keep her calm in this big room filled with…

Diskwiss, are you haunted by the memory of all of our posts you stole and ate?

Okay, your monkeys are not cute anymore! They're terrifying! If I thought there was a screaming monkey outside my window I would not be able to fall asleep again! Not just that night, but ever! What does your cousin mean by they attack people? Like, just to grab things like your backpack? They don't actually…

Diskwiss, have you been sealed up inside the internet like in that Poe story?

I have no idea what this Black Cat is about, but it will probably be based on the Poe story. The previous two Black Cat movies I've seen have been amazing, so I have a lot of faith in the title! Its from the 1940s and has Bela Lugosi and Basil Nosebone! Okay, that's actually Basil Rathbone, but he has such a great…

Diskwiss, is it true you wear so much Axe Body Spray, the smell casts a shadow?

Paper puppet ghost stories is the best idea ever! You said its rainy season, do you sometimes get thunder and lightning? I'm imagining paper puppets casting shadows against the wall by flashes of lightning.

Diskwiss, thanks for the suggestion, but I assume that Top Gun is neither a monster movie nor does it take place in Paris.

I'm glad you are feeling better and that you have exchanged E.T. voice for Scarlet Johanson voice! Does she have any famous movie lines you could say? I think I've only actually seen her in two things, Ghost World and that one superhero movie that I don't remember anything from but I'm certain I watched.

Diskwiss, when you're not eating posts here, you're writing your own posts at Youtube, right?