Diskwiss, this is a new kind of post I hope you'll like. I flavoured it especially for you with cinnamon and gasoline.

I can really picture the house now. And I can hear the frogs too! I hadn't thought of what to do about possible smoke smell. Is there any way to get rid of it once its soaked into wood? It might be harder to get rid of than a ghost. Although I'd prefer to keep a ghost so long as it was well behaved. Have you ever…

Diskwiss, I spread frosting all over this post and then rolled it up for you like a Swiss Roll. But that was yesterday and today it seems to be covered in ants. So, here you go.

Oh, I love garden walls. So much nicer and more private than regular fences. Especially if they are nice and mossy and you can get vines growing all over them. Now I'm going to hope somehow you and EB can get that house for yourselves. What is it about the house that makes you think it might be haunted? Have you…

Diskwiss, I think the last post I gave you had my grocery list on the other side, so I'd be grateful if you'd give it back.

I hope EB brought your homework to you already finished! It sounds like you did maybe too much work today. Are you staying home again tomorrow?

Diskwiss, you could be all the rage at Cannes. You're easy to get enraged at.

Oh, but imagine if you met someone wearing something of yours and they were wearing it with no flair. It would be kind of sad, don't you think? Like, a purple top that you used to wear with a million different amazing combinations, now worn by some grump with grey sweats.

Diskwiss, its nice you want to recycle your jean jacket with Aerosmith written on the back with sharpie, but maybe you should just keep it.

I think your spirit does travel with your clothes, Claudia. And wouldn't it be amazing if one day you passed someone in the street wearing something you had recycled and they had found a totally new use for it!

Diskwiss, I'm glad to say I didn't drop your post this time. But I did get some Clorox on it so it might not be safe to eat.

Was the cat on the leash actually walking nicely like a dog? I've never known a cat that would walk on a leash! Cats are just too stubborn, they'll only go where they want. Haha, okay, like right exactly now in the song playing on the radio she's just sung "There's this cat, his name is Freddie!" That was kind of…

Diskwiss, here's a post I used to clean up some jelly I got on the countertop. A mosquito flew onto it and got stuck and then as usual I accidentally dropped it on the floor. Its still edible though.

My pen is working again! There must have been little bits of dried ink right inside somewhere to keep it from flowing. I do clean my pens when I know I won't be using them for awhile, but his one I was using every day! So it had no business getting plugged up. I sometimes get lost looking at pictures of fountain…

Claudia, that is so terrible to hear.

Diskwiss, I dropped your post again but this time I managed to kick it before it hit the floor but I kicked it too hard and it went behind the fridge so now its got dust all over it and a frozen pea that I guess had rolled back there. So anyway, enjoy.

Did I tell you awhile ago I was starting to learn hiragana? I had to stop because my favourite fountain pen broke. I know you'll understand why this is important! This pen could just do such perfect fluid lines it was fun to write the characters! So without the pen, my heart wasn't in it anymore. I have to take…

Diskwiss, this is just a plain vanilla post, but then once again I dropped it on the floor so now it does have some little bits of things stuck to it. Anyway, I'll just leave it on the floor here for you.

Are you in a pineapple mood right now or was your cover up an impulse pineapple? Other than the looking at computers part, it sounds like you had a great afternoon! Why is vanilla even on the menu? How can anyone even SAY vanilla when you have the choice of saying chopped chocolate cookie crackle? What is the…

This movie is a good companion to Zabriskie Point and Beyond the Clouds. In Le Amiche, Clelia escapes her shallow companions after telling them off. In Zabriskie Point, Daria escapes the corporate cheeses after either blowing them up or just fantasizing about it. I like to think she really blew the place up, its…